N-Bomb » damage http://www.n-bomb.com Pictures of, and thoughts on, things. Thu, 03 Jun 2010 03:17:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Quick Game Review http://www.n-bomb.com/2008/03/quick-game-review-4/ http://www.n-bomb.com/2008/03/quick-game-review-4/#comments Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:34:31 +0000 N-Bomb http://www.n-bomb.com/2008/03/quick-game-review-4/ [more...]]]> Flatout: Ultimate Carnage

Imagine that RC Pro-Am wasn’t fun. That’s the game in a nutshell. It’s basically a really lame driving game with floaty controls that tease you into thinking they work properly. It has a lame ‘break things’ gimmick, and it’s not even fun enough to make it worth playing to buy upgrades and new cars.

The only decent thing about it is the car damage model, which lets you screw up a car pretty nicely… it’s not a save grace tho. It’s like a fat chick with a nice watch, or something.

Verdict:
Play with mercury instead.

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